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Forget your Lenten promise - a giant Nutella tap has just been set up in a Dublin supermarket

Direct it to our gobs please.

AH GREAT. WE’VE just started Lent with good intentions and then this happens in Dublin.

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Yes, a goddamn Nutella tap, connected to the biggest tub of Nutella we’ve ever seen, located in Fresh supermarket in Grand Canal Dock. Absolutely f**k you, Fresh (lol jk).

Customers are invited to use the tap to pump melty Nutella on to pastries, muffins, or whatever you’re having yourself.
https://www.facebook.com/freshthegoodfoodmarket/videos/1208737282556796/

Can’t see the video? Click here.

Jeeeeaaaaysus.

Earlier this morning, the supermarket jokingly released a ‘brief statement’ denying the allegations that they purposefully installed the tap a week into Lent:

This is merely a coincidence… a joyful coincidence at that. Life is short, chocolate is great.

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They also hinted that a ‘Nutella pop-up’ is on its way to the store.

We see what you’re doing here, Fresh. BUT WE WON’T BREAK OUR LENTEN PROMISES. (OK, maybe we will. On a Sunday. It’s allowed!)

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